Tuesday, October 2, 2007

For the Incredulous and Curious

***DISCLAIMER: This video was requested. Alice and I are not those people who think having a pet is like having a child and should, therefore, be bragged, talked, and blogged about incessantly. Although this denial makes it all the more likely that we are, in fact, those people. Please shoot me.***

As the creator of the video, I am exercising my rights to ascribe to it meaning and purpose. This is Papel's response to Zac's cats, William and Wallace, and their shameless rabble rousing. Papel figuratively and literally poops on their violent, anarchistic ideals. Papel knows that he is safer, healthier, happier, and better fed than those cats condemned to the outdoors, whether by chance or by negligent owners.

Remember, "Cat Heaven is a beautiful place, but you can't get there if you're euthanized."

10 Helens agree.

Zac said...

Wow, you do watch a lot of TV. The Office is no place to be getting support for the psychological trauma you put your cat through. You might try something on the Animal Planet.

Steve-O said...

Wow. I can't saw I wanted to see it to believe it, but... Wow.

Sasha said...

How did you get him to do that??? I am sure Patric would love if our cats pooped in the toilet...it would leave much less of a mess for him.

Designing Woman said...

Does he consistantly poop in the toilet, or does he go halvies (half toilet/half litter box)? I'm not just being sarcastic, i really would like to know.

corbin said...

100% pure toilety goodness. No litter box anywhere in the house. He did poop on the floor once when he was first learning. And once randomly in the bathtub. But for about a year now, those are the only accidents.

corbin said...

This is basically the process we used. I've heard that some cats are untrainable. But Papel took to it pretty quickly.

http://www.karawynn.net/mishacat/toilet.html

Zac said...

It helps if you break their spirit first.

Anonymous said...

That's highly disturbing..

How would one go about training a cat to do that?

leslie said...

hmm... next we need proof that YOU know how to do this...

Steve-O said...

no. we definitely do not.