From a purely evolutionary point of view, pimpin' is a stupid move. The driving instinct in all organisms is to pass on their specific set of genes to the next generation. And to out compete all the other organisms of the same species at this 'game'. But pimpin' does almost the exact opposite. Pimps aid other men in passing on copies of their genes while the pimp's genes are not passed on (a pregnancy would interfere with business).
Although in today's society, there seem to be two routes taken in order to spread one's genetic heritage. One is monogamy. The other, straight sluttin'.
Monogamy: The evolutionary benefits of monogamy are phenomenal. A family with two parents are more likely to be able to provide for the physical and emotional needs of the children. The father can work to put food on the table and the mother can nourish the children emotionally. Or vice versa, for you anti-gender role crowd. These children will be more likely to grow up to start families of their own where they can provide for the well being of future generations. Over time, monogamous tendencies are selected for.
Sluttin': This is the quick and dirty approach (no pun intended). Get as many women pregnant as possible before you die of syphilighonoherpes simplex HIV. (As a side note, some sexually transmitted diseases increase your sex drive to promote more spreading of the disease. Viruses work hard at spreading their genes, too.) You don't have to stick around to make sure the kids have enough to eat. The sheer numbers of your offspring out there should make up for the ones that don't make it.
Anyway, I'm sure you are all familiar with these evolutionary strategies. For some reason, I was just thinking about them and how pimpin' fit in. So how does pimpin' fit in with the evolutionary pressures? I don't know. Just like I don't really know where this post is going. All I know is that pimpin' is for suckas. All positive aspects of society come from us suppressing our instincts, or the 'natural man'. So the next time you instinctively reach for that pimp cup and diamond grill, just say 'Pimpin' is for (w)ussies'. (But if you're hell bent on pimpin', you'll need a pimptastic name. Get yourself one here.)
Yours truly,
Fadeproof C. Rock
Friday, September 7, 2007
Pimpin' is for (w)ussies
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7 Helens agree.
Whatever your problem may be with pimps, you have to give them some credit. Would YOU feel comfortable walking outside with the outfit that dude was wearing? Didn't think so...
Yes, but what about the evolutionary aspect of making money hand over fist, and simply buying your posterity? You forgot about that one, didn't you, sucka.
I really enjoyed that "pimp-name" site...is that weird? Peace!
-White Chocolate Krystle Flash-
Don't hate the playa hate the game. I'm feeling like a pimp. Your girl is a ho fo show. If I had bigger boobs I'd be a slut but for now I gots to settle with the pimp style. PS if you let me pimp alice I will hook you up with a 10% cut of her earnings.
-Devious Honey Black Flow
Your evolutionary perspective on Pimpin' did quite catch my eye...with that pic of course. And as that is the entire purpose of pimpin' it must have some value to it. But....as we all know, the female is evolutionarily superior, in that we create security in our genetic progeny. We ensure our genetic proliferation with care while the males haphazardly spread their seed to whomever they can. My mind keeps returning to those female insects that eat the males alive before mating if they are not to their satisfaction...so as not to lessen the value their genetic progeny. So, with pimpin' and with eatin' the females are really in charge... We decide what the next generation will hold. And may I say the work I've done so far is quite amazing. Good for Craig I found him less appealing to my palate and a valued contributor to my next generation of progeny.
Actually, the Pimp is the ultimate survivor. He his whoring out all the women to the dregs of society so they can all get terminal STD's. The pimp will be the lone man standing with all the women at his disposal. Pimps are essential--just like sharks, they feed on the weak.
- The Reverend Zac Slither
Silicon Slick Peter G.
Just wanted to give you my Pimpin' name... cuz i'm not concerned with evolution.
Go ahead. It's only 2¢.