Tuesday, September 25, 2007

The eminent decline of American education

As depressing as it is, American youth are not preforming good in many standard school subjects. We all remember the valiaum crusader for geographical education, the indeflatable Miss Teen South Carolina. Here is a glimpse of one of the misdirected youth that caused such a strong, yet completely warranted response from the beauty queen.

The young person in this film doesn't even know where Paraguay is. Or Jabooty (sp?), for that matter. If that is in fact a real country (which I highly doubt), our kids need to know where it is. We are all on the fast track to economic ruin if we can't teach our kids to do better than this.



P.S. I'd like to see this kid point out the different countries in real life, not just on a map. While flying over them in an airplane, for instance. Not so easy without borders or color coding, is it?

12 Helens agree.

Zac said...

Don't believe everything you see on YouTube. Notice that the map is conveniently out of focus, so there is no real way to verify that she is pointing at the correct country. As for the easy countries (the United States, Canada, and Mexico), how do we know that she isn't reading the map? I'm sure the print on those countries is big enough for even her to see at a glance. Any way, who really cares about all those other countries any way. Why would anyone want to go there? With the exception of some european countries, most people don't speak English, which tells you right away how important they are, and those who do learn English, speak it with funny accents. I'm sure most people will agree with me that the only country really worth knowing about is the United States, and by default you have to know about Mexico, because they keep trying to screw up the U.S. and Canada wishes it were the U.S. and its citizens sometimes fool other nationalities into thinking they are American, so you have to watch out for them too. Other than that, there isn't much of interest out there. Now, if you want to be popular on YouTube for knowing a bunch of worthless junk, go ahead and teach your kids where all those countries are. Good luck getting anyone to believe you. This is 2007 after all and the internet has been around for a long, long time, so we aren't as gullible as we used to be.

leslie said...

LOL at both of you. zac you need to get a blog. you are good at this.

Taralyn said...

Kids are like dogs. At least young dogs that is. You can always teach them great tricks. I can't wait to teach Suede to roll over... oh wait, got that one covered. The only tricks worthwhile are those that make your life easier, like changing their own diapers. Now that would be impressive. Let's see that 2 year old do that! Right now I'm satisfied with the fact that we've taught Suede to put the plug in her mouth so we don't have to get up in the night to find it. One trick at a time to a genius child. We're on our way!

Peter FNFN said...

true... this girl is lame. I was wondering why they didn't ask her to find Trinidad & Tobego? Haiti? Grenada? St. Lucia? Oh that's right... her fingers are too fat for those smaller countries? Stop feeding your kid!
Did anyone else think this is probably an LDS family? Notice how when they asked her about Thailand or something they said, "Where Uncle Cody is" (or whatever his name was)? Missionary.... just maybe.
The Hives Corbin? have they put out any new stuff lately? You should check out the Cold War Kids... or Electric President. peace

Peter FNFN said...

p.s. Amanda. [brown hair]

Designing Woman said...

I could not stop watching that movie...I watched the whole 37 minutes (or however long it was, it felt like forever!)...even when I wanted to stop I couldn't, I just had to see where her little, "fat finger"(as peter would put it) was going to point to next!
P.S. Jamie (blonde hair)

alice said...

please may i encourage you to watch a clip of survivor online at cbs.com to fully realize that Amanda (brown hair) is the best looking female. the picture does not do her justice.

Zac said...
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Zac said...

Ummm...For all you women who have an opinion on who is hotter, you are girls, so I don't think we can trust your opinions. Either you are jealous of the prettier woman and therefore, you tell everyone that the uglier female is more beautiful, or if you can truly provide an unbiased opinion, you are still a girl and therefore, not able to think like a man, who are the best judges of womens' beauty. Please refrain from pretending like you are the authority on this matter. You can wear the pants, but we will tell you if who looks better in them.

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